It’s practically the most fun I have … sitting up. I enjoy scamming the scammers. The ones who pretend to be our Facebook friends in an effort to separate us from our money. Below is my latest, actual conversation with “David.”
Scammer: Hello how are you doing ?
Scammer: You decide not to reply me.
Me: Hi.
Scammer: Am fine, Busy online Searching on what to invest my Grant Money on and you?
Me: Enjoying the weather etc.
Scammer: Good, Have you had about the United Nation grant money yet?
Me: No.
Scammer: Are you sure you haven’t heard about this until now??
Me: Nope.
Scammer: It’s not advertised publicly …
This Is specifically place for those who need assistance
paying for bills, buying a home,
starting their own business, going to school, or even helping
raise their children with old and retired people..This is a new program, i got $375,000 delivered to me
when i applied for the grant and you dont have to pay it back..
Do you know how to apply for the Grant??
This Is specifically place for those who need assistance
paying for bills, buying a home,
starting their own business, going to school, or even helping
raise their children with old and retired people..This is a new program, i got $375,000 delivered to me
when i applied for the grant and you dont have to pay it back..
Do you know how to apply for the Grant??
Scammer: A Sister’s friend of mine told me about it and I was so scared thinking it was a scam but I contacted the agent and got my grant money delivered to my door step
Me: Really? That’s great. How’s Alice?
Scammer: Yes really, she is doing great
Me: That’s good. But I heard she left you.
Scammer: Yes that was then she is back now
Me: Really? That’s great. I hope she ditched that jerk of a boyfriend?
Scammer: Should i send you the agent in charge Facebook link to apply for the grant also?
Me: Yes. How much grant money do you suppose I could get? I could use some cash for a hair transplant.
Me: Dave, you still there?
Me: Dave?
Me: Dave, are you ok?
Scammer: Yes
Me: Oh, good!
Me: Can I invest the grant money in hair?
Scammer: Hold so i should send you the link OK
Me: OK.
Me: But can I use the money for hair?
Scammer: GRANT MONEY
Government Organization
Click on the link right now, you would see the agent private page, message him up now and tell him you are ready to claim your grant from him, and you heard about this from me.
Me: Thanks. Are you sure the link is secure?
Scammer: Yes just click on it and message them now
Me: OK, but did Alice get rid of her boyfriend?
Scammer: Yes
Me: How can you be sure?
Scammer: Lol am kidding
Me: Kidding?
Scammer: yes i am
Me: So, she still has her boyfriend? I’m confused.
Scammer: i said no
Me: Don’t get mad, Dave! I was just asking. So, can I use the money for a hair transplant or not?
Scammer: You can used it just click on the link and message them OK, i need to charge my phone now
Me: How are you spending the money?
Scammer: i need to invest on but my phone is about to die when i charge it i will message you OK Just message them now
Me: But Dave, can’t you just plug your phone in and still keep typing?
Scammer: Ok i will so have you message them yet ?
Me: No, not yet. I have to check on the chicken I’ve got in the oven.
Me: Dave?
Scammer: Am here
Me: I’m still confused about Alice’s “boyfriend.”
Scammer: why ?
Me: Well, are you two still together? By the way, how’s your hernia?
Scammer: Terry i need to go out for a bit please when am back we will keep on chatting OK
Me: What about your phone? And your hernia?
Me: Dave?
Scammer: Yes i will drop them and it will have charge better so just message them now OK
Me: And your hernia?
Scammer: Yes please i need to go now
Scammer: i will be back soon just click on the link to drop a message for them OK
Me: What do you mean by “click?”
Scammer: i mean click on the link that i send to you to message them
Me: What’s a link?
Scammer: The grant link
Scammer: or should i resend it ?
Me: This is so CONFUSING!
Scammer: or should i resend it ?
Me: Yeah, I guess. But how’s your hernia?
Scammer: it’s cool now OK
Me: How long do you think you’ll be “out?”
Scammer: Just a bit
Me: Oh, OK. I have to go too. I think I have to go to the bathroom.
Scammer: So should i resend you the Link now ?
Me: No, that’s OK. I might be awhile.
Scammer: GRANT MONEY
Government Organization
Click on the link right now, you would see the agent private page, message him up now and tell him you are ready to claim your grant from him, and you heard about this from me.
Me: What was the deal again? With the grant money?
Scammer: what deal is that ?
Me: What?
Scammer: i said just click on the link to message them
Me: Wait! Start over.
Scammer: did you no how to do that?
Me: What? Are you OK? You sound funny.
Scammer: Sorry i just ask so when will you do that so they can deliver you your grant too
Me: Look, I said I have to go to the bathroom.
Scammer: ok
Me: Ok. Hey, next time tell me about that grant money, will you?
Scammer: so dont you message them?
Me: No. I’m not sure what you mean by “message them.”
Scammer: i said click on the link i send to you to message the agent in charge of the grant money
Me: I thought you had to go “out?”
Scammer: Yes
Scammer: but i need to hear from you before i go
Me: About what?
Scammer: what is the name of the pulling group am i in ?
Me: What? Are you OK? I can’t understand you. Is someone making you write this? Are you being held hostage or something?
Me: Dave?
Me: Dave?
Me: Dave, I’m calling the Facebook police!
Me: Hold on, Dave.
Chat conversation end
