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JIM FUGLIE: View From The Prairie — Headed For Mar-A-Lago?

In an attempt to share with you what’s going on in my phone’s text messages, without offending your sensibilities, I’m going to keep this short.

As I mentioned in an earlier column, I continue to get text messages from the Trump campaign after North Dakota’s failed presidential candidate, Doug Burgum, shared my personal contact information with the Trump campaign.

I’m not bothered by it much anymore. I’ve quit trying to get them to stop by texting them to stop. I’m just ignoring them. Each one has a link to click on, ostensibly to share a message, but in reality to pitch me for money.

The texts haven’t stopped while Trump sits farting in a courtroom, so I don’t think he’s sending them. Probably some staffer, or one of his kids or lawyers or mistresses.

The good news is, I’m a patriot and have been invited to Mar-a-Lago. Hmmm. We’ll see.

Anyway, here are the last few. I’ve included the links if you want to take a look. Some of them work. Some of them don’t.

Tuesday Morning:

From: (561) 292-5183

FROM TRUMP: My farewell message! I could be thrown in jail TODAY! MY LAST MESSAGE BEFORE TODAY’S HEARING: https://d.rvotehelp.com/sF7ezxl33bf

Reply Stop to Stop

Monday afternoon:

From (561) 292-0613

PRESIDENT TRUMP BREAKING: Trump Tower stays mine!

Letitia James just FAILED in court.

VICTORY!

Here’s what’s next: https://gop.txtdonate.com/LjfvmVdcDc

Reply Stop to Stop

Earlier Monday afternoon:

From (561)295-9511

From Trump: ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE IN 24 HOURS!

TOMORROW I CAN BE THROWN IN JAIL!

My emergency update: https://gop.txtdonate.com/s3z6Uwi5VW

Reply Stop to Stop

Saturday afternoon:

From: 561-292-0844

FROM TRUMP: I’m dying to meet you, Patriot!

Would you like to be my SPECIAL GUEST at Mar-a-Lago?

MEET TRUMP:  https://gop.txtdonate.com/gWDYqH6Ukm

Reply Stop to Stop

Saturday morning

From (301) 363-9153

From Donald Trump Jr: THANK YOU.

This is genuinely heartwarming.

See why Don Jr. is thanking you, Patriot https://t.gopsecure.com/jYI5v3UlrVj

Reply Stop to Stop

Yep, that’s Don Junior’s signature. Like father, like son.




One thought on “JIM FUGLIE: View From The Prairie — Headed For Mar-A-Lago?”

  • Richard Henry Watson April 24, 2024 at 2:34 pm

    his messages are poems of delusion–and I think personally addressed to you–better if you just come up here next week and we walk about Minot–sing a few songs–

    Reply

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