“Opposition to Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity Anti-Discrimination Bills,” reads the heading of a zealously written category of the North Dakota GOP’s 2020 resolutions, recently discovered to be their 1920 resolutions.

So the Republican assistant manager removed the document from the official webpage, but the 1920 project lives on in some cloud.

All went Trumpy when the NDGOP got superconcerned about who was peeing into which fixture and why? Minutes later, LGBTQ selfishness — they want it all — was found to be a leading precursor of heterosexuals peeking into the lady’s room.

In fact, a disturbing amount of the NDGOP’s sexuality vitriol is aimed at the heterosexual community.

Mostly heterosexual men.

Since the anti-LGBTQ authors don’t believe there are more than two genders, they’ve concluded that straight men and women will use laws intended to protect genders that don’t exist to use the wrong bathroom.

The authors envision an enormous number of straight creeps — mostly hairy middle-aged men — hitting the secondhand stores in search of hoop skirts and scrunchies, so the guys can masquerade as females and lurk about women’s restrooms and girls lockers rooms.

The United States will immediately run low on Taylor Swift masks.

I reckon the Republicans asked themselves, “How many men will devote any time to scheming their way into a girl’s restroom?” Mucho, they must have figured. The number must have been high enough for the NDGOP to take their straight man suspicions and pin them on innocent LGBTQ citizens.

And there will be nothing that people with authority or even the police can do to prevent these straight peepers and predators from entering “opposite-sex facilities for purposes other than those for which they were designed,” once the perp flashes the official laminated gender card of choice.

“For purposes other than those for which they were designed.” In North Dakota, we know how that works. The oil barons routinely put crude oil and explosive gases in railroad oil tankers built to move corn syrup.

Heterosexual posers “may be impossible to detect or identify with any certainty” and “individuals with the means to initiate legal action against anyone who may question their motives in entering an opposite-gender facility, effectively rendering such inquiries impractical for fear of retribution.”

Who have these people been talking to?

President Donald Trump used to stand around in the locker rooms of teenage beauty contests and leer at the young women. He could have claimed to identify as a teen girl, but Trump had too much class — at the time — and he decided to just be honest about restrictions placed on the wealthy event owner and Trump determined there were none.

Sometimes he would teach a girl to drink from a glass with one hand or perhaps they would give Epstein a call. Who knows?

And the NDGOP will be darned if they’re going to “grant protection to voyeurs who wish to prey on members of the opposite sex.”

That’s their key point. Acknowledging discrimination toward a teeny number of people they don’t accept will set loose a wave of debauchery by the gender they do accept.

Next, the NDGOP gets into personal attacks on the nonheterosexuals and the human brain, with whom they find too primitive to disagree with the official NDGOP single-page sexuality manual that says only to “drop your pants.”

You can read the whole ugly section from the NDGOP resolutions below.

“31. In Opposition to Sexual Orientation and Gender Identity Anti-Discrimination Bills

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills do not contain provisions whereby individuals who make the claim to be opposite or other than their biological gender shall be prohibited from entering facilities designated for use by members who are biologically the opposite sex; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills seek to pacify those made uncomfortable as a result of their gender dysphoria by compromising the potential comfort and safety of an untold number of innocent individuals; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills do not provide means to test the veracity of the claimant who identifies as other than his or her biological gender; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills open the door for non-gender dysphoric individuals to exploit the opportunity to enter opposite-sex facilities for purposes other than those for which they were designed, which may be impossible to detect or identify with any certainty; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills provide non-gender dysphoric individuals with the means to initiate legal action against anyone who may question their motives in entering an opposite-gender facility, effectively rendering such 

inquiries impractical for fear of retribution’ and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills grant protection to voyeurs who wish to prey on members of the opposite sex; and

“WHEREAS: Proponents of SOGI bills ask us to abandon basic biological principle in accepting that sexual orientation is a genetic trait, but gender is not; and

“WHEREAS: Proponents of SOGI bills have failed to demonstrate that the issue is even an issue, let alone a pressing issue warranting remediation; and

“WHEREAS: Proponents of SOGI bills routinely advance the false narrative that they “just want the same rights and protections [you] already have”. Every right and protection enshrined in statute applies to every North Dakotan equally. There is no legal remedy against suffering discrimination as a result of the heterosexuality of any given subject; and

“WHEREAS: The Republican Party of North Dakota does not advocate discrimination borne of hatred for one’s fellow man; and

“WHEREAS: Right of conscience is paramount and should not be infringed to pacify a vocal minority; and

“WHEREAS: The Republican Party of North Dakota recognizes that arbitrary discrimination is best sorted out in the free market which is invariably unforgiving in instances of unwarranted discrimination; and

“WHEREAS: research has shown that causes of Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender (LGBT) compulsions are primarily developmental and not genetic as in color and gender; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI laws empower those practicing LGBT behaviors to assume positions of mentorships of minors often over objections of parents influencing their emotions and thereby recruiting for their lifestyles; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI laws are routinely used to attack the religious freedom, free speech and livelihood of others, forcing them to serve their events and beliefs in commerce, employment and education; and

“WHEREAS: SOGI bills in some cases criminalize not using certain preferred pronouns; and

“WHEREAS: Many LGBT practices are unhealthy and dangerous, sometimes endangering or shortening life and sometimes infecting society at large; now

“THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED: The Republican Party of North Dakota opposes the passage of legislation which adds sexual orientation and gender identity to our Century code as protected classes.“