TONY J BENDER: That’s Life — Quotes From The Gun Debate
“Good morning, students. It’s time for announcements. The lunch menu today is hot dogs with macaroni and cheese. The vegetable is ketchup. Take that, Michelle Obama! Miss Swiffer from fourth grade will be walking point during recess. Also, I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” — The Principal. “Even if you took away all the guns, people would …